Flanfiction excerpt because I’m a lazy butt who hasn’t typed it all up yet

SPECIAL AGENT FLAN AU

The silence sustained by Flan’s admiration for the miniature pigs was softly burst by the distinct sound of worn rubber again tiles. The sound of two sets of footsteps bounced around the room, little to Flan’s knowledge.

“Well, well, well.”  The voice popped the glassy absence of sound, “I thought I heard the cheap sounds of 2NE1 haunting the walls.” Grimaced one of the duo, who crossed his arms in an act that showed his displease at the very mention of the Korean pop band.

Stanley was the first to meet the glare of Lewis, returning his expression as the customary signature of their rivalry. Flo slowly turned to see the two agents they had competed against for years, waving lightly at Max- whom had little grievances with each other but found themselves caught in this feud feed by one mans hatred and another’s admiration for a k-pop band, they sometimes sat beside each other and reminisced over their indie days whilst Lewis and Stanley fought (their physical fights were always coupled with Lewis’s obscene threats that often involved the arrangement of Stanley’s butthole)

“Lewis.” Stan acknowledged with little emotion, caressing the small pig into his body further in fierce protection.

“Hi Stan, hi.”

There was a tense period of stalemate- it was clear that the pig was to be put back, but Flan had no intention of letting that happen. Through the time, Max tapped his shoes impatiently, exchanging a bored glance with Flo until as if communicating via a psychic link, they both moved in front of their respective partners.

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